There’s
something about my personal life I try not to bring up too often, unless
somebody else mentions it first. But it’s not something I try
to keep a secret, either.
I’m addicted to hot
peppers. I eat them every day, they are the reason this column is called
“Hot Stuff” and the reason my trademark is hot pepper earrings.
I just really, really like hot peppers.
I can’t remember ever not liking hot peppers, even when I was
a child. My pepper addiction apparently began while my mom was pregnant
with me.
So when people started asking me why I was such a “pepper-head”
(also now commonly referred to as a “chile-head” or “C.H.”),
I asked my mom about it. And she recalled that she had craved and eaten
many hot peppers while she was pregnant with me. Several of her sisters
used to grow cayenne peppers, the first kind of hot peppers I remember
eating, and still one of my favorites. My mom and dad, and just about
all my relatives, kept a jar of hot peppers in vinegar and a bottle
of hot sauce next to the salt and pepper shakers on our tables. So,
I guess my addiction is hereditary, and, thank goodness, legal!
Everyone who knows me well can tell you that every time I eat I will
have to have hot peppers in some form – raw, cooked, canned, frozen,
pickled, sauced, ground, flaked, pureed, you name it – on the
side. In my purse, I always carry a small bottle of Tabasco and a shaker
of ground red pepper, just in case I have to eat somewhere that doesn’t
have any kind of hot peppers on hand.
But if I’m eating out
and don’t have my emergency supply, or if I suspect there might
be some kind of fresh or good hot peppers or pepper sauce tucked away
in the kitchen, I’ve been known to ask for the head cook or chef
to see if they will come up with some kind of special hot stuff to share
with me.
I
try not to do that too often, however, lest it annoy or embarrass someone
eating with me. My friend and business partner, Lynn Wasson, has witnessed
me in some of these earnest hot pepper discussions with waiters and
chefs. She describes it as looking like someone conducting a “drug
deal,” which, in my case, I guess it sort of is.
I do love walking into a restaurant
and discovering a pepper surprise, however, like the shakers of ground
red pepper I saw at Cajun’s Backdoor in Van Buren the last time
I was there (you don’t often see that even in New Orleans!) and
the awesome, fresh hot pepper sauce now being made by Joann and Peter
Paolino to serve at their Sacred Grounds restaurant in downtown Fort
Smith.
Fresh peppers are my first
choice, of course. But I’ll take just about any kind of a hot
pepper in just about any form – as long as it has heat AND flavor,
and a bite or two of food to go with it – even if it’s just
a bit of bread, a tomato slice or a piece of cheese. Heat without flavor
is not acceptable as far as I’m concerned. I scorn those “Insanity”-type
sauces that will heat you up, but taste awful. And don’t ever
look for me at a hot pepper eating contest. That sort of thing makes
no sense unless you’re a little on the masochistic side, and some
pepperheads admittedly are. The same ingedient in hot peppers (capsaicin)
that can burn your tongue and skin and really hurt you, can also cause
your nervous system to produce endorphins that can help lower pain.
Various capsaicin-containing pain relievers for arthritis and other
chronically painful conditions can be found in most drug stores these
days.
Capsaicin also can cause your
nervous system to release endorphins that can cause a temporary sense
of well-being that can become, as some experts put it, mildly addictive
or even an obsession. Hmmm. And, people who eat a lot of capsaicin-rich
food such as hot peppers can build up such a tolerance to its pain-inducing
properties that they can stand much more pepper “burn factor”
than the occasional (or light weight) pepper eater. That’s why
I never make food for my family and friends hot enough for my taste
– I add it to my own plate. I don’t want to burn anyone
up, especially someone I love!
I have some pepperhead friends who aren’t above such a thing,
though. And if you ever want to get me started telling some tales, just
ask me about them.
